What are some really funny facebook statuses that people will respond to? 10 Points BEst answer?

Q. I need some facebook statuses that people will respond to. Can you help me get some funny facebook statuses I'm okay with one link but can you guys think of something? Please 10 points for best answer

A. 1. is trying to solve a Rubik's cube but is colour blind... this could take a while...
2. Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
3. Good morning... I see the assasins have failed.

Hope it helps!
PS check this out: http://hubpages.com/hub/50-Funny-Facebook-Status-Ideas

What are some funny facebook status and "that awkward moment " jokes ?

Q. What are some funny facebook status and "that awkward moment " jokes ?

A. That awkward momemt when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus.

What is a funny facebook status I could make?

Q. This is dumb, but what is a funny facebook status I could make? Who doesn't want a well-liked status...:P

A. A funny Facebook status that I can think of is "Peanut butter jelly time"

Good luck!

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