What are some really funny facebook statuses?

Q. I'm thirteen and I need some really funny facebook statuses that people with 'like'.
Not dumb and pointless.
Anything will work, it just needs to get a lot of likes.
It could even be one of your old ones. Just anything! Thank you!:D

A. (name and surname) just had the dream where they were in the circus and tripped over one of the clowns in the little cars and got run over by a red and purple elephant.

(name and surname) just realised there is a stranger eating an asparagus in their kitchen.

( name and surname) can speak spanish in russian

(name and surname) has a coffee in their hand a smile on their face and has great disposition this means I have no clue what is going on.


Hope I helped
Good Luck
Shauna

Anyone know funny Facebook statuses about exams?

Q. I'm studying for exams, and I'd like to make some stressed friends laugh with a funny Facebook status about exams and studying and stuff. Something that will get a lot of "likes". Got anything?

A. the word studying, i believe was derived from "students dying"

What is a funny of creative facebook status?

Q. What is a funny of creative facebook status?
Maybe something silly or one that will get people thinking.

A. "Name says "OBESE PENGUIN!".....I just wanted to say something to break the ice."

I am really not that creative. You can find that status and many others on Status King! Have fun!

http://apps.facebook.com/status_king/top-25-facebook-status-updates-all-time.php

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