Q. I need to make some people laugh because I just want to. What are some funny facebook status'?
A. 1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
6- When youâre right, no one remembers. When youâre wrong, no one forgets.
7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
8- If you canât see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
9 - A recent police study found that youâre much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
10 - Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom
2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
6- When youâre right, no one remembers. When youâre wrong, no one forgets.
7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
8- If you canât see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
9 - A recent police study found that youâre much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
10 - Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom
What is some funny facebook statuses about the Chicago Bears&Packers game?
Q. I want some funny facebook statuses about the Bears/Packers game todayy!
A. I told a someone today that I am a Bears fan because my mom and dad were Bears fans.
They asked me, "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?â
I paused, smiled, and told him, âThen Iâd be a Packers fan!â
They asked me, "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?â
I paused, smiled, and told him, âThen Iâd be a Packers fan!â
What are some really funny facebook statuses?
Q. I'm thirteen and I need some really funny facebook statuses that people with 'like'.
Not dumb and pointless.
Anything will work, it just needs to get a lot of likes.
It could even be one of your old ones. Just anything! Thank you!:D
Not dumb and pointless.
Anything will work, it just needs to get a lot of likes.
It could even be one of your old ones. Just anything! Thank you!:D
A. (name and surname) just had the dream where they were in the circus and tripped over one of the clowns in the little cars and got run over by a red and purple elephant.
(name and surname) just realised there is a stranger eating an asparagus in their kitchen.
( name and surname) can speak spanish in russian
(name and surname) has a coffee in their hand a smile on their face and has great disposition this means I have no clue what is going on.
Hope I helped
Good Luck
Shauna
(name and surname) just realised there is a stranger eating an asparagus in their kitchen.
( name and surname) can speak spanish in russian
(name and surname) has a coffee in their hand a smile on their face and has great disposition this means I have no clue what is going on.
Hope I helped
Good Luck
Shauna
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