What are some really funny facebook statuses that people will respond to? 10 Points BEst answer?

Q. I need some facebook statuses that people will respond to. Can you help me get some funny facebook statuses I'm okay with one link but can you guys think of something? Please 10 points for best answer

A. 1. is trying to solve a Rubik's cube but is colour blind... this could take a while...
2. Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
3. Good morning... I see the assasins have failed.

Hope it helps!
PS check this out: http://hubpages.com/hub/50-Funny-Facebook-Status-Ideas

Where to get those funny facebook pictures?

Q. Where do I get more of those funny facebook poster graphics, you know, the funny pictures with captions on it?

Show me your funniest ones!

A. you could visit on Google.com page and search for funny Facebook picture.

What is some funny facebook statuses about the Chicago Bears&Packers game?

Q. I want some funny facebook statuses about the Bears/Packers game todayy!

A. I told a someone today that I am a Bears fan because my mom and dad were Bears fans.

They asked me, "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?â

I paused, smiled, and told him, âThen Iâd be a Packers fan!â

Powered by Yahoo! Answers